Lyrics Time Lord and the TARDIS - слэш

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In love, married, child or even two children,
Brutal, like Chuck Norris among military doctors.
Or maybe a lovelace and playboy
I go for the sake of the legend with a "beard"

I am part of a huge project, a popular show,
The star of the series, musical or director in general,
I play in a group with my brother,
Or on the sweaty men soccer team ...

CHORUS:
I'm not gay, but you're still a slasher,
And you will write,
Compose, draw,
What am I with him?

I'm not gay, but you're still a slasher,
At night, morning and afternoon
You dream of one thing ...
About one thing.

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In my words, you pick mostly common sense,
The fact that it is possible and impossible, deeply forgotten.
Disgusting - just a drop in the sea
You should see fan fiction.

Of all the cracks and right in the forehead flies nts-shny content:
Oh god, mother, mother ... remove the Internet.
I will not forget this day when I saw it all!
Why me? Why not Bieber? ...

CHORUS:
I'm not gay, but you're still a slasher,
And you will write,
Compose, draw,
What am I with him?

I'm not gay, but you're still a slasher,
At night, in the morning and in the afternoon
You dream of one thing ...
About coming out my.

BRIDGE:
Hey!
Oh-oh-oh
Not gay! Not gay!
Na-na-natural
Na-na-natural
Not gay! Not gay!

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On the very evening after a long and hard day
I go around the house dirty wicked in my favorite shorts.
Do I really ask a lot?
Respect me and my family.

CHORUS (2 times)
I'm not gay, but you're still a slasher,
And you will write,
Compose, draw,
What am I with him?

I'm not gay, but you're still a slasher,
At night, in the morning and in the afternoon
You dream of one thing ...
About coming out my.
... fan fiction.