Lyrics The Wiggly Tendrils - Anthem Of The Beer Fairy

I went into the library
late late at night
Knapsack tied onto my back
full of beer cans
full of beer cans
so studiers hold on tight

3am and you're one page in
on your 20 page paper titled "Plan Columbia and the Marketing of U.S. Foreign Policy"
I sense your stress and I smell your fear
and hand you a cold one
hand you a cold one
thank God the Beer Fairy was here

Beer Fairy I don't know who you are
You saved my life with a can of PBR

3 years in you think you'd have learned
not to procrastinate
but the Beer Fairy understands
that Obies have a lot yes
Obies have a lot yes
Obies have a lot on their plate

like quarter beers and burlesque shoes
Kucinich lectures and composting in corn fields and snow

Beer Fairy I don't know who you are
You saved my life with a can of PBR