Lyrics The Proclaimers - New Religion

Evidence of the new religion
I'll spare you the details
Effluent from a bloated business
With replica shirt sales.

Two for the kids, one for the wife
Indicating a stunted life
Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
Well, you do known now.

Evidence of the new religion
Some hippie with a gripe
Strikes a blow with his census form
By summoning Star Wars tripe.

Here's a thing that I'd love to say
Lynndie England walks free today
If she'll only agree to play
With every Jedi Knight.

An' lo, my faith it was honed
We can't be alone
Don't say we're alone.

Give me ancestry that's inbred
Give me wit that's compleatly dead
Give me a zip for the back of my head
I wanna join too.

Evidence of a new religion
Meeting a human need
Fertilizer for the brain
Feeding the weakest seeds.

Feeding the weakest seeds.
Feeding the weakest seeds.
Feeding the weakest seeds.