Lyrics The Parselmouths - What Kind of Name is Hermione

Who’s that girl that’s always first to raise her hand?
- I know who!
Her name’s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad
- Ugh, me too!
That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting!
Looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in three whole weeks

You know, what kind of name is Hermione, anyway?
- I don’t know, it took me like four years to learn how to pronounce it!
She has stupid hair!
- Yeah!

What kind of name is Hermione?
It makes me think of something whiny
- Like cats!
She’s already in Arithmancy
- Uh-huh, Uh-huh
I really hate that she’s smarter than me
- Ugh, me too!

Have you heard that her parents are dentists?
- Dentists?
That means they pick around in dirty Muggles’ teeth
- Ew!
But she hangs around that gorgeous Harry Potter
- I love him!
And that other red head boy -
- What’s his name?
Roy?
- No, Roger
Ralph?
- Ronald?
Oh, who cares

What kind of name is Hermione?
- I dunno
It’s a made up name I guarantee
- Mm-hmm Mm-hmm
Always sucking up in History
Do you think she stole the answer key?
- I bet she did!
No wonder she’s so smart
- She’s a dirty, rotten, cheater!
Ugh, I hate Hermione!
- Me too!

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That little witch!