If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone
Что, если бы Бог курил ганджубас?
Если бы у Бога были длинные волосы
И бородка,
Если бы у него был стеклянный взгляд,
Если бы Он ступал нечетко,
Вы бы поверили в Его историю?
В то, что конъюнктивит* виноват?
И да, да, Бог выглядит загорелым,
И да, да, Бог коноплей не пахнет.
И да, да, да...
Что, если бы Бог курил ганджубас?
Как некоторые из нас забивал бонг**?
Водил микроавтобус (в веселый окрас)
И слушал Rolling Stones?
Когда Бог создавал этот мир,
В самом начале,
Может, Он выращивал семена?
Адам и Ева скучали,
Змей их «яблоком» искусил,
За это они поплатились сполна?
И да, да, Бог выглядит великолепно,
И да,да, Бог коноплей не пахнет.
И да, да, да...
Что, если бы Бог курил ганджубас?
Был ли Он пьян, когда создавал утконоса?
Когда создавал эту Землю, наш дом?
Любит ли Он Pearl Jam или Stones? - вот такие вопросы.
А может Он слушает свой рок, у него есть свой бас,
Там в облаках, где небесный трон?
И когда святые маршируют, отбивая такт,
Может быть Бог сидит и курит косяк?
*воспаление соединительной оболочки глаза
**устройство для курения (обычно — каннабиса, также табака и др.)
If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed ...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, god he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah ...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah ... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah ...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
He owns his rolls
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Bone
What if God smoked ganjubas?
If God had long hair
And the beard,
If he had a glassy look,
Had He stepped indistinctly
Would you believe in His story?
Is that conjunctivitis * to blame?
And yes, yes, God looks tanned,
And yes, yes, God does not smell hemp.
And yes, yes, yes ...
What if God smoked ganjubas?
How are some of us scoring bong **?
Drove a minibus (in a cheerful color)
And listened to the rolling stones?
When God created this world,
At the beginning,
Maybe He grew seeds?
Adam and Eve missed,
Snake them "apple" tempted
For this they paid in full?
And yes, yes, God looks great,
And yes, yes, God does not smell hemp.
And yes, yes, yes ...
What if God smoked ganjubas?
Was He drunk when he made the platypus?
When did this earth create our home?
Does he love pearl jam or stones? - these are the questions.
Or maybe He listens to his rock, he has his bass,
There in the clouds, where is the heavenly throne?
And when the saints march, beating time,
Maybe God is sitting and smoking a joint?
* inflammation of the conjunctiva
** smoking device (usually cannabis, also tobacco, etc.)