Lyrics The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song

©2004 The Arrogant Worms
This song appears on Toast!.

Everybody loves hot dogs, even pasty hippies
Find it hard to beat a tube of meat, but now a question hits me
What the hell's in a hotdog? I shouldn't ask maybe
'Cause I don't know any animals that grow cylindrically

So have a hotdog on me, my friend
It's made out of animal odds and ends
Have a hotdog on me, my friend
It's the particle board of meat

It's good to reuse and recycle the unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross, yet after they're processed are such a delicious treat
That the children eat them 'til they're queasy because they love the taste
Of sodium phosphate and erythorbate, soy protein, and sodium nitrate

So have a hotdog on me, my friend
It's made out of animal odds and ends
Have a hotdog on me, my friend
It's the particle board of meat

May or may not contain
Chicken and/or pork and/or meat

So have a hotdog on me, my friend
Don't think 'bout the parts from the pig's rear end
Have a hotdog on me, my friend
It's the particle board, the particle board
The board particles of meat