SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average everyday.
Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
SpongeBob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly.
Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily!
SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow
Chorus: Plenty of snow.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
Chorus: The mistletoe.
Squidward: What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!
Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly.
Citizens: Brotherly.
Mr. Krabs: Here's a special something to you from me.
Citizens: To you from me.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
SpongeBob: Ladadadadadadadada! Dadadadadadada! Ladadadadadadadada! Dadadadada!
Squidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Squidward: SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree!
All: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery!
All: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
Mr. Krabs: [falsetto] Very first Christmas to me!
All: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
Mr. Krabs: [falsetto] Very first Christmas to me!