Lyrics Schmoyoho - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I was outside cuttin up bike tires with my grandson, when out of nowhere
Forty hundred police vehicles came bookin
They went, busted up in that weird old white dude's house
He had a cult up in there
White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes
But females are strong as hell

Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
Females are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
Females are strong as hell

We've been livin here 10 years
Nobody seen no girl
Nobody heard no girl
Nobody smelled no girl

He had them underground
They came out the hole lookin round
Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils
And I said, "Nathan, is this for reals?!"

One, two, three, four girls came out
One, two, three, four girls came out

Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
Females are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
Females are strong as hell