Lyrics Roomie - Its muffin time

Hey! What time is it?
It's Muffin Time!
It's Muffin Time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!
It's Muffin Time!
It's Muffin Time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!

And now...
a cow pretending to be a man

Alan, are you a cow?
What?! No!
Ya, me neither.

Alan, are you a cow?
What?! No!
Ya, me neither.

Alan, are you a cow?
What?! No!
Ya, me neither.

You guys want to go skateboards?
Skateboards?

Hey! What time is it?
It's Muffin Time!
It's Muffin Time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!
It's Muffin Time!
It's Muffin Time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!

You are leaving me? me? me?
Sorry, I’ve met a real man
I’ve met a real man
I’ve met a real man...
You are leaving me? me? me?
Sorry, I’ve met a real man
I’ve met a real man
I’ve met a real man...
Hi babe, yes I am real man
You wanna go skateboards?

Real man, yeah
It's Muffin Time!
It's Muffin Time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!
It's Muffin Time!
It's Muffin Time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Somebody kill me!

The orphans!
They are all dead!
What kind of man would do this?!
Skateboards …