Lyrics Rhett and Link - Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time

There's a time, of which none speak
A secret time lost in the briny deep

You know all about:
Half time, big time, break time, lunch time, dinner dinner time,
Tee time, free time, me time, the time,
you'd undo if you could travel in time.
Space time, face time, hard time, hammertime,
in the meantime, miller time.
Daytime, snack time, nap time, night time,
bath time, bed time, business time.

But don't forget about
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made out of Nilla wafers
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of man kind.

One day, there was a knock at my door,
A mysterious drifter was on the other side
In his hands, was a box, and on his lips, were the words:
"Listen closely, I don't have much time."

Then he reached in the box and pulled out
a Nilla wafer top hat, from inside.
He said "wear it, when its time"
and I said, "what time?" and then he died.

Later I realised he was talking about:

Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made out of Nilla wafers
Nilla wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of man kind.

Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time
Ni- lla wa- fer top hat time