Lyrics Rachel Rambach - To The Bathroom I Go

I have to go to the bathroom
I have to go to the bathroom
I have to go to the bathroom
So that is where I’ll go!

I’ll shut the door to the bathroom
Pull down my pants in the bathroom,
Sit down on the toilet and then
I’ll go number one or two!

I’ll go number one or two
I’ll go number one or two
I’ll go into the toilet
And keep my pants all clean!

I’ll take some toilet paper
I’ll take some toilet paper
I’ll take some toilet paper
And wipe from front to back!

Put the paper in the toilet
Put the paper in the toilet
Put the paper in the toilet
And flush it all away!

Then I’ll pull up my pants
And wash my hands all clean
I’ll dry my hands when I’m finished
And now I can leave!