Lyrics JOHN EDMOND - Rhodies Everywhere

They're in the outback of Australia
They're in the African Karroo
They're in the tundra of Alaska
And there's one in Timbuktu

They're in Papua New Guinea
Singapore and in Rangoon
Neil Armstrong said he even
Saw them on the moon

They're everywhere
They're everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're happy little nation
Despite the situation
If you need them they'll be there
'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere

They're in the whole of Europe
From Finnland down to Spain
In the good old Middle East
From Israel to Bahrein

And I heard from sources in
The FBI and KGB
Security in the Kremlin's
Run by a guy from the BSAP

They're everywhere
They're everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're happy little nation
Despite the situation
If you need them they'll be there
'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere

They're crawling out the woodwork
They're falling out the trees
And they usually found
Where there's braai smoke in the breeze

The fellers in their shorts
They're the breed that's really rare
No matter where you go -
They are Rhodies everywhere

They're everywhere (you go)
They're everywhere (you know)
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare (uh-ho!)
They're happy little nation
Despite the situation
If you need them they'll be there
'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere.