Lyrics Harry Callaghan - The Wheatley Song

'The Wheatley Song' - a Portal 2 parody of 'The Oogie Boogie Song' from The Nightmare Before Christmas by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton.

Well, well, well...
Welcome to MY LAIR!
Chell and a potato, huh?
Oooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the ones that wanna take me out, ah ha ha... good luck.
You're joking, you are joking!?
I can't belive my eye!
You're kidding me, you've gotta be!?
Why wont you just die!?
She's fat, you're starchy!
I don't know which is worse!
I might just blow a circuit
If I don't die laughing first!
When little old Wheatley says:
"There's trouble behind that door!"
You'd better pay attention now!
Because I'm the Wheatley core!
And if you aren't shaking
Then there's something very wrong!
Because this may be the last time
That you hear The Wheatley Song!
Ooooh! Ooooh!
Ooooh! Ooooh!
Ooooh! Ooooh!
He's the evil Wheatley core!
Well, if I'm feeling bored
And there isn't much to do
I might just build a special batch
Of test for you to do!
Ooooh! Oh yeah!
SPAAACE! Ooooh!
Ooooh!
He's the evil Wheatley core!
Relieve yourself or your must face the dire consequences!
The subjects are expecting me, so please come to your senses!
You're joking, you are joking!?
I can't believe my ears!
Would somebody shut this potato up!?
I'm drowning in my tears!
It's funny! I'm laughing!
You really are too much
And now without your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff
What are you going to do!?
I'm gonna do the best i can...
The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
Because I'm the brilliant Wheatley core
Although I don't play fair!
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line!
Not mine, of course, but your old girl!
Now that'd be just fine...
It's over, you moron! You've really taken this too far!
Uh, darling, you're something!
You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehanding
The position that you're in!
It's hopeless! You're finished!
You're stuck here in my lair!
Because I'm clever old Wheatley
And you're not going nowhere...