Lyrics Flight Of The Conchords - Friends

Friends sing together.
Friends do
things together.
Friends laugh together.
Friends may grouse
together.

Friends help you
when you're in danger.
Friends are people
who are not strangers.
Friends help you shift
into a new place.
Tell you if you've
got food on your face.

Friends are the ones
on whom you can depend.
He's my friend,
he's not my friend.
Friends are the ones
who are there in the end.
He's my friend.
They're not my friends.

If you trip over,
I'll catch your fall.
if you kick my dick,
I won't break your balls.
If you get drunk and vomit on me...
I'll make sure you get home safely.

If you crossed the road
and a truck struck you
I'll scrape you up
and reconstruct you.
I'll cheer you up
if you're depressed.
if you get murdered,
I'll avenge your death.

Friends walk together,
pop & lock together.
Me and him together.
Me and Jim forever.
Friends go jogging
at the track.
Friends borrow money,
never pay it back.
Friends do not let
friends do crack.
Friends go out
and grab a snack.

Friends drink beer
in the sun.
Unlike girlfriends, they don't
mind if you have more than one.
Friends tell you when
your fly's undone...
Murray, your fly's undone.

My uncle John had
a special friend.
They dressed alike,
his name was Ben.
I've never seen
two friends like them.
They were very
very friendly men.

Friends
friends friends
friends friends
friends friends
friends friends
friends friends
friends.