Lyrics Family Guy - I like farts

New Brian: I don't like fancy learnin' books,

I don't like apple tarts.

I don't like cozy breakfast nooks,

I don't like modern art...

Well I like farts!

Yes, I like farts!

I like long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts;

I like farts!

If you got heart...

Peter: Oh, I've got heart.

New Brian: Lets hear those farts.

Peter: How do I start?

New Brian: Well Peter I will help you get your fartin' started...

Together: phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt,...

(end laughing)