Lyrics Eurovision Song Contest 2014 - 12 Point Song

I guess you might be wondering
What Eurovision is all about
Is it about the glam, the glitter or the shiny shoes we wear?
Hell no, it's about a number
A combination of 1 and 2
Such a powerful constellation
It's the highest score in Eurovision

When you go back in history
Let's do it together
You will clearly see that 12 is such a mindblowing number

There were 12 brave knights around king Arthur's table
12 disciples cheered on while Jesus cured the disabled
12 amazing men have walked the Moon
It's not hard to see why we give a 12 to our favorite tune

The 12 step Minnesota Model
Will surely make you quit the bottle
Let me tell you it's not a joke that all great things are adding up to 12
Google it and it will soon be clear that
There are 12 months in a normal year, and...
I must inform you that it's different with the calendar in China

Sometimes they got 13 months in a year
Could we please stick to the topic
No, I think it's time to tell people some facts about China

Because there are more than a billion who speak Mandarin
We thought 12 was the subject but let us join in
You are much more than welcome in this China-song
Let us mention random things about China, come on, play along

Dim sum, deep fried, everything stir fried
Great Wall, springrolls, Gong Gong, Nihau
Ping Pong, fireworks, dominoes, chopsticks, opium
Come and join us now

Nikolaj: - Ok. Are you done?
Pilou: - Yes, I think so...

Because there were 12 brave knights
There was a land called China
No, there were 12 brave knights around king Arthur's table
Made in China
12 disciples cheered on while Jesus cured the disabled
12 amazing men have walked the Moon
Ban Ki-Moon
It's not hard to see why we give a 12 to our favorite tune

Nikolaj: - He is not from China, you know.
Pilou: - What...
Nikolaj: - He is from South Korea.
Pilou: - Oh... I'm sorry.