Lyrics Epic Rap Battles of History - Mario Bros vs Wright Bros.

[Background Voice]
Wright Brothers versus The Mario Brothers, begin

[Wright Bros.]
We’re the Wright brothers and there can’t be no other.
We don’t wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now.
Yeah she’s gone
We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong.
Before us people only used to fly in balloons.
You think we’re scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life.
So just dudda dudda dudda
Back down in your pipe.

[Mario Bros]
Itsa me Mario and Luigi motha (beep)
Why don’t you’s get back in your biplane and make out with each other?
Look at these two their lives must have been horrible.
Two dorky dudes
Named Wilbur and Orville
You spent all your time on one machine?
Sheesh
If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf.
You should eat something anyway
Look at you so skinny!
You might fly like a hawk
But you fight like a kitty

[Wright Bros.]
We don’t need to fight
We’re the fathers of flight
Representing North Carolina
aiiiiight!
We’ll be pressing all your buttons like we’re the controller
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
You talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something
We’re gonna beat you so fast
It’s like we’re holding down the B button.

[Mario Bros]
We’re serving up an 8-bit fist
Made to order.
That’ll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters.
Like POW
How you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser.
You’ll get pummeled.
You’ll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel.
We’ve been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song.
Sorry Wright Brothers this time you chose wrong.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!