Lyrics Ed Ache presents... The Vogon poetry sessions - Dreaming of car crashes

So tell me what would you do if you were me
it never rains but it shits it down eternally
And all the people that tell you that it could be worse
They're all just co-conspirators

They've never walked a mile in my shoes
Playing the ukulele singing the blues
I've given everything I could
But still they wanted more...

So if I don't get out of bed today
can't go as badly as yesterday did
I tend to find the mistakes I make
Are made while I'm awake

'Cause if I'm unconscious I'm not spending cash
My life it doesn't fall apart at the seams
And I can only have car crashes in my dreams...