Lyrics Comedy Club - Песня про историю Руси

1000 years ago, back in the woods Rurik
There he invented Rus
Bored him
All at once began to thump
Jump over the fire
Beat each other in the face
In the tradition of this came

Came to Russia Kirill
Drunk and beard
Then came Methodius
He was also no
invented the alphabet
Began to look for a woman
Baba did not give them
Invented the letter " yat "

Moscow Yuri founded
Built her long
Yuri now another
Moscow stands still

Germans came here to Russia
With the Teutons in one
We can fight them
In the tradition of this came

Tatars came to Russia
We paid them tribute
In return, they gave us
Onyx, Rubin Kazan and
Safin, Nureyev , Alsou
Shaymiev Dasaev , Ak Bars
Generally returned tribute
Skill factory Kamaz

Then Peter came
Immediately city erected
Navy began to develop
With Europe wanted to be friends
Wanted to teach all
To progress in the country was
In history it has entered
And in the tradition of not

Poles came here to Russia
Susanin came out to meet them
He started in the dense forest he
Poles invented yat

Catherine came
She immediately became king
She loved to go
Night in a field with a horse

In the Russian -Turkish war
We defeated them long
But we continue to smash
For us, since there are all inclusive

Mendeleev was
Babu he once led
It was terrible
He invented moonshine

Then Lenin arrived
Climbed onto an armored car
Said that all people are equal
And he moved into the Kremlin
Then he hauled logs
Lots of reading and writing
Overall worked so
That still lies

Germans decided to again
Beat us in '41
We can fight them
Tradition should be honored

Then we had Brezhnev
He loved men kissing
Otherwise, the Politburo
It was then not get

Then came Gorbachev
He came up dry law
Thanks a lot to him
Remembered the moonshine

Then Putin came
Then came Medvedev
Then came Medvedev
Then Putin will
In the tradition of this will come