Lyrics CollegeHumor - BioShock Under the Sea Parody

Your plane crashed into the ocean
There’s not much you can recall
So come stay with us in Rapture
Where the great do not fear the small
I have built the world around you
With the sweat of my own brow
Up there leeches ask for their share
Under here we let them drown

Under the sea, under the sea
The city’s so pretty, you should stay with me
Would you kindly
Up on the shore they’re parasites
I’d rather be a man and splice
Try our new plasmids, body enhancements
Under the sea

Just look at our little sisters
We turn children into beasts
You can harvest them for power
But watch out for Big Daddy
The ADAM is habit forming
The splicers, they like to tweak
But it gives you super powers
So let’s be genetic freaks!

Under the sea, under the sea
Right-wing extremists, not for the squeamish
Take it from me
Men will evolve the human race
While all the slaves will just obey
So would you kindly, please come and find me

Under the sea (would you kindly), under the sea (would you kindly)
You seem enraptured by life in Rapture
Naturally (would you kindly)
I find it best that you should stay
And listen to every word I say
You can’t defy me, oh would you kindly
Under the sea