Lyrics Chris C-PO Porter - The Water Dance

Funky funky everything funky
Big gal turn around show me your donkey
Oh my lord that's a whole lot of chunky
I can tell you from a whole 'nother country

I am a drug so I know a whole lot of junkies
In the club chillin' with a whole lot of drunkies
Plenty fun, when it comes to girls I know plenty them
Fat ones, skinny ones all over twenty one

(Woo)
We got the dusse drippin'
She looking at me like you stay trippin'
Dolce & Gabbana bag got a young Madonna here
She going twerk her body 'till her body need Obamacare
Do it for the vine,
Do it for the gram,
Do it for the couple hundred in my hand
No discrimination if ya heavy in the middle or you only got a little, go ahead and make it jiggle

(Go!)
Ain't no party like an east coast party
With a west coast chick that got a down south body
And she bounce that body, Bounce bounce that body
Bounce that body, Bounce bounce that body!

Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance
Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance
From Miami to the Bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey baby go and do the water dance
Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance
Do the water dance girl, Do the water dance
From Miami to the Bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey baby go and do the water dance

I'm more more like a gyno, No I'm not a doctor
I don't gotta talk it, I just gotta walk it
Them boys get to hatin' , women get to stalkin'
Yeah they rap but they ain't saying nothin'
I'm rippin' n dipping slipping my dick in they chicken
Having threesomes with threesome's 33 call it pippen
Why you 33 years old still talkin' bout pimpin'
I'm 34 makin' bout 100 million or more

(haha)
Use to move perico now these people know it's chico
Like the Beatles went from pipes to needles to G4 flights con los amigos
Now we're drinking voli vodka con el vino met her in the mile high club, y se vino!!

I ride for the people,
Die for the people,
Bang for the people,
Rep for the people,
Man, I'm the people's champ!