Lyrics Broadway Karkat and Bezbozny - The Condescension Song - Condesce and Dirk

CONDESCE
well well well what have we here?
the prince of heart, huh?
oh, im really scared
so youre the human whos woken up on derse, ha, ha, ha
youre jokin, youre jokin
let me see your eyes
youre jokin, you must be
this cant be the right guy
hes anime, hes yaoi
i dont know which is worse
i guess ill have to knock him off his highest princely horse

when the new black queen says
youre going to fail your mission
you should pay attention now
cus im the condescension
and if you arent bowin
theres somethin very wrong
because i wont let you get away
once youve heard the condesce song

obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)()
because im the condescension

well if im feeling crafty
and ive found that you're awake
i might just bake a special batch
OF ALP)(A C)(ILDR-EN CAK-E!
and dont you know the dreamer
that makes the whole thing work?
a crocker cake is not complete without a little dirk~!

(WOA)() yes
(WOA)() WOA)(
(WOA)() oh yes im the condescension

DIRK
You like to think you're the mastermind?
Well I'm alive so you're behind.
You can't restrain the Strider bane,
Cause news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.

CONDESCE
youre jokin, youre jokin
i cant believe this boy
lord english, are you hearin this
this nonsensical ploy
its pathetic, its tirin
your blood is just so low
so now i think its about time
that i turn you INTO DOU)(

DIRK
Every human has this blood color...

CONDESCE
i guess that means you all should die then

WOA)(~

on 2x3 prong day
the whole worlds fate was sealed
because im a mean dersite queen
and i change the playing field
its much more fun i must confess
when the advantage becomes all mine
ill take you all out, one by one
and this game will turn out fine

DIRK
Just abandon your goals
Oh Queen of Trolls
You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls

CONDESCE
oh human, youre something
the facade that you present
only shows that you just do not know
who you are up against
its worse than you imagine
you havent got a prayer
how do you expect to outrun him
when he is already there
good luck~

DIRK
Suck my Dirk...