Lyrics AAoOD2 - The Spoon Song

Spoons spoons spoons etc. look out look out, there's something evil twitching in your kitchen, oogely boogely silver wear every where, they're terrible horrible spoons, look here, look here, they can carry soup or peas, or disease, spoonely spoonely, lock your doors, check your drawers, they're terrible horrible spoons, look in the spoon, you look like a clown, its all fun and games, but turn it around, an now your face is upside down, it's truly the devils work. *mwhahahaa* they never slice or
Stupid, stupid spoonses! We must dispose of the stupid spoonses!